Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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