She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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