Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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