Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
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You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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