are you so shy because you have an std?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
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No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
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There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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