I feel like abortions should bother me more
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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