Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
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MIDGETS
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Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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