it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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