ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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