Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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