So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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