R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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