just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
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after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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