glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
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Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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