I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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