Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
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Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
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Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I can't put those talents on a resume
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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