I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
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What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Enjoy the penises
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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