That's when you crack a 10am beer
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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