Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
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Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
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Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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