I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
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sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
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In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize