I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
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Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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