Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
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It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
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Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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