We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
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I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
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Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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