does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
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We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
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The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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