She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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