He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
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I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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