have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
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I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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