My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
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It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
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It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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