glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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