Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
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He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
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You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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