Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Randomize
