I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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