I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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