I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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