I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
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He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
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I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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