I just saw a hot homeless man
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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