where am i from again
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
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The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
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Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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