We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
