Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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