last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Randomize
