i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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