Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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