sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
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Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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