quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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