everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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