He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
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you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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