hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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