can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Boobs speak an international language.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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