i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
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Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
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once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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