if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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