btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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