I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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