you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Randomize
