Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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