I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I will pee on everything he values.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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